Oh! The Connections John Has!

My apologies to the great Dr. Seuss:

Congratulations!
You’ve gotten your way
You have more bars in more places!
And looks like they’ll stay!

You have dough in your coffers
You have sway on the Hill
You can steer Sarah Palin
any direction you will.
You’re not on your own. You have Rick Davis, you know.
And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where he goes.

You looked up and down Sedona. Looked it over with care.
About it you said, ‘I have no bars there.’
With your dough in your coffers and your sway on the Hill,
you vowed to get cell coverage – ‘Dammit, I will.’

Now VZ and T
moved in their towers.
And for free, of course,
an homage to your powers.

It’s betterer there
with cellular air.

Out in D.C. people will gab
and frequently do
‘bout someone archaic,
yet high-profile as you.

But when folks start to talk
don’t worry. Don’t balk.
Just go right along.
You’ll start chit-chatting too.

OH!
THE CONNECTIONS YOU’LL HAVE!

Source

Washington Post: Exclusive: Verizon and AT&T Provided Cell Towers for McCain Ranch

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